Movie Review: Gone Girl

Rated R

149 minutes

Directed by David Fincher

(Note: This has been swirling around my drafts for 3 weeks. I found out I didn't hit publish when I started work on my Fury review, which is coming in the next day or so. Fail. Anyways, I saw this lying around and figured: welp, better late than never.)

Movie Review: The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby: Them

Rated R

122 minutes

Directed by Ned Benson

Wine is an alcoholic drink. It's not something you've got attached to your side at all times. It's not a sentient being able to engage in conversation. You can just drink it instead of holding it in your hand swooshing it until you get drunk while your husband never gets a second of (memorable) screen time with it or you. You don't get so attached to wine that it seems like the passionate marriage of the family instead of you and your husband. Got it, Huppert?